1 4 me, 1 4 U
Resolution: That before continuing to judge certain members of society for their setting and achieving of ethically meaningless goals, to consider that winning the Stanley Cup is only meaningful if it happens in reality, and thus to remember that a personal Xbox championship and two bucks will get you on the subway.
Suggestion: If you, like me, have ruined your eyesight through years of reading and hours upon endless hours of television, and also computer use like scanning this blog here, leave your glasses at home and stroll the streets of your neighborhood. From a distance, that dark form waving sensually in the evening wind could be either a plastic bag or a homeless person getting comfy on a huge pile of garbage. At this point squint and stare, stare, stare. Near the pile. If you’re not paranoid, it will be garbage. But if you are lucky, that homeless person will be offended by your staring and you’ve procured yourself ten minutes of entertainment and exercise i.e. the running away.
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