In that almost-gone spirit of Christmas (I saw a tree on the sidewalk today) and that approaching spirit of Auld Lang Syne, I’m proud to announce my:
SHIT LIST ‘04: Bad Businesses
1. OFFICE DE(s)POT, for reasons cited the other day.
2. HOME DE(s)POT, for banking on the stupidity of its work”farce” to confuse the same tall, handsome customers it neglects and indirectly maims, and then hires “collection agencies” to accost for months and calendar years after the fact.
3. (“Shitty”) CITy-HABITATS, for employing Lucifer’s Spawn, who tried to screw us out of an apartment and $1600. How was her cover blown? She perfectly exemplified the Two Satanic traits: Evil and Temptation.
4. SLEE(E)PY’S, for being disasterously disorganized regarding futon pickups, but more recently, for charging a hidden and extra $10 fee to install a bedroom set in an apartment above the 3rd floor. Wusses. Incomparable wusses.
5. AP(P)PLE and its DISTRIBUTORS, for not stocking enough iPods this holiday season.
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