I’m going to prove modern poetry sucks:

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………………………………………………………………….v

And the second:

Wseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Read some Gertrude Stein (for example).

And compare it to these two pieces.

And then I’ll tell you that my cat “wrote” these things, accidentally.

And then you will never, ever, ever again talk to me about how important or mind-blowing meaningless poetry is.

EVER.

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I’ve edited the poems by adding returns because I’m sick of scrolling to the right. If you want an unabridged copy of my cat’s poem(s), email me.