Dan Mooney

# About to have my head blown clean off 8:58 PM Mar 5th via txt

# Guy behind the counter: “Hi, I’ll be with you in one moment.” Customer with her headphones on: “What?” 8:11 PM Mar 4th via web

# The neighborhood where I work is chock full of cinema history and has a bagel shop. I like it: http://bit.ly/b5X725 1:22 PM Mar 4th via web

# Nerdy? Altruistic? Shut in? Check out http://www.freerice.com/index.php 9:50 PM Mar 1st via web

# Whatchamacallit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-ZUM0Jb9pQ 2:12 PM Mar 1st via web

# 4th day without coffee. Felt good turning away iced tea to stay caffeine-free. Did not turn away free chocolate in time to realize. 2:11 PM Mar 1st via web

# Day 2 without coffee. Head: still aching. Hands: done shaking. 3:56 PM Feb 27th via web

# It’s alright, Ma, I can make it. 9:18 PM Feb 24th via web

# On that second note, here’s a fantastic version of it: http://bit.ly/bz4WTW Great singing. 9:38 PM Feb 23rd via web

# http://bit.ly/dcBFYY (In the Sun), http://bit.ly/bR7Bk3 (My Iron Lung) 9:35 PM Feb 23rd via web

# The intro to She & Him’s “In the Sun,” and the intro to “My Iron Lung.” 9:34 PM Feb 23rd via web

# I see a POÄNG in my future. 8:16 PM Feb 23rd via web

# I wonder if any of the Germans playing vs. Canada also played against Team USA in the Junior Goodwill Games in 1994. 8:14 PM Feb 23rd via web

# What, was naming him Phillip (Two-L) Phillips too ludicrous? 1:40 AM Feb 23rd via web

# So many Philipses http://bit.ly/dbluTN 1:39 AM Feb 23rd via web

# I have the first season of Lost in hand. Let’s start the insanity. 6:40 PM Feb 21st via web

# ATWT shout-out on Germany-Denmark women’s curling on MSNBC. Think of the ratings! 2:47 PM Feb 21st via web

# That gem from today’s USA-Sweden Curling commentary. http://www.hiyoooo.com/ 2:42 PM Feb 20th via web

# “So, the window is back open.” “The window is back open! Opened up the window and in-flu-enza! Heh-heh-heh!” “(sigh) Ohh, Don… (sigh)” 2:38 PM Feb 20th via web

# Speaking of puns: http://bit.ly/9iWe9O 9:20 PM Feb 17th from web

# cooooool http://bit.ly/aFXRuk 12:10 AM Feb 17th from web

# “I’m going to drink this bottle of wine, watch TV, and go to bed. Then tomorrow I’ll get up and go to work.” 11:42 PM Feb 16th from web

# Couldn’t have been more pleased to catch 45 minutes of curling on TV today. 11:22 PM Feb 16th from web

# I wish “university” could also be used as strict opposite of “diversity.” It’s all wrong, but whatever. 3:18 PM Feb 16th from web

# At the NBC Store they still have Jay Leno Show and Conan’s Tonight Show merch. $25 a shirt, price apparently unaffected by the hooplah. 11:18 PM Feb 15th from web

# If during your daily grind you’re ever pressed for coffee, give Tim Horton’s a shot. Beans filter mug. 6:39 PM Feb 10th from txt

# Oh, and “Who Dat?” is racist: http://bit.ly/ddwrAu 12:52 AM Feb 8th from web

# And now I have to go punch myself in the face. 12:48 AM Feb 8th from web

# You won’t impress a French girl by calling her “mignon,” unless you want to be sweetly wrong. Try “mignonne.” Google can tell you that, too. 12:46 AM Feb 8th from web

# Do You Want to Know a Secret Garden #SpringsteenBeatlesmashups 7:11 PM Feb 5th from web

# Because the Night Before #SpringsteenBeatlesmashups 7:06 PM Feb 5th from web

# Born to Run for Your Life #SpringsteenBeatlesmashups 7:02 PM Feb 5th from web

# I love that Tony Dungy (http://bit.ly/9LKgAi) is the one talking trash on behalf of the stoic Colts: http://bit.ly/9ZRJ8Y 7:00 PM Feb 5th from web

# With all respect to Super Bowl Weekend, here’s a baseball link: Players in Little League & regular World Series http://bit.ly/cCk0A6 1:46 PM Feb 5th from web

# I know I visit espn.com too much because more often than not, all the links on the right side are gray. 11:37 AM Feb 4th from web

# There’s a city called Effingham, Illinois. Effing cool. 12:10 PM Feb 2nd from web

# DDMMYYYY should have been shortlisted for my twitter handle. Taken, alas. 11:09 PM Feb 1st from web

# It’s only 11pm, I can still squeeze some fun out of this second palindrome day in less than a month. First step: Tweeting about it. Check. 11:07 PM Feb 1st from web

# I dislike when there’s so much text on a webpage that the scrollbar on the right gets impractically small. 2:20 PM Jan 30th from web