Coos Control

I’ve got pigeons on the brain. They’re roosting on the air conditioner on the apartment that’s across the way from one of my bedroom windows. Their muffled hoots sound a bit like owls’, which would be great since owls ward off evil spirits. But these are not owls; rather, these are pigeons. Skyrats. And I like to sleep with my windows open a crack, so if they ever evolve past having to move their heads when they walk and learn how to open unlocked screens, I’m gonna be a huge mess one regrettable morning.

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