Frictionary
If a woman, smashed, were to cozy up to me at a bar and say, “You don’t know me, but I want to hook up with you very badly,” I might say, “So, you want to make out with me for a while and then fall asleep satisfied yourself, while leaving me out to dry?” But I’d probably say, “Ma’am, I hope you mean you want very badly to hook up with me.” If she were as interested in my obsession with syntax as with the rest of me, I’d have it made in the shade.
