Holey Crap
The jeans sold to consumers with the holes already in them are the next step in a progression that started with the jeans with the white paint all over the seat. I didn’t understand those, but I’m sure as hell that the jeans with the holes in them confuse and anger me more.
Of course, part of the huge pricetag goes towards the Time and Effort that one saves by not having to wear the jeans in. Call it what you want: I’ll call it a product of our age, the Digital Age, where the immediacy of fashion is related to the ease with which one can fetch a particular scene on a particular DVD. No more Analog experiences for us, no sir; we want what we want when we want it, and when we have to get from A to Z, we can just skip over those other 24 meaningless little letters. They get in our way. Screw ‘em.
You want jeans with holes in them? Do what guys do. Buy a reasonably priced pair, wear them every day for two years, and let Nature take its course.
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