howling 11/06
Before I forget, three things:
1. I saw a guy walking down the street today (a very white guy, by the way) with his collar popped and his hat on 3/4, not straight but not sideways. Very upsetting. I was having lunch at the time, so I decided not to walk out of the diner, inform the lad of my quandary, and proceed to beat the bloody shit out of him.
2. “Stocking stuffers.” This overused phrase pisses me off every year. Since when has the location for small yet important presents not been under the tree like the rest of them? Stockings are for walnuts and fruit and maybe a candy cane or two. Stockings are not for DVDs or watches or anything else that’s very generous that also happens to fit in the stocking. I’ve had it with this shit, and someone’s gonna pay. This time around I’m keeping track of how many times I hear or see this phrase in advertisements or in stores. So far it’s two. If it reaches twenty, I will lose it and stuff that goddamn stocking somewhere. Somewhere dark.
3. “Graphic novels” = FUCKING COMIC BOOKS.
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