Nooner (Or, WHAT???)
(let’s make this quick and quiet, so as not to let the co-workers hear.)
(*zip*)
(ever wonder about the world we live in, where automatic doors and regular doors co-exist? shh….)
(like many other inventions that “simplify” life – automatic doors complicate matters by making one, before approaching every door for the rest of his or her life , consider that it may or may not be automatic.)
(yeah, it’s great for groceries.)
(but i’d rather use my shoulders for those doors than be standing inside CVS with my hand extended shoulder-height (out of the habit I procured in a relatively automatic-doorless childhood) as if i’m saluting it, or even holding it back from accosting me, only for it to open by itself, away from me, calmly and smugly.)
(…or worse, walking enormous headfirst into a door i’ve misjudged.)
(i guess i’ll take inconvenience over embarrassment. yet another piece of my puzzle.)
(*zip*)
(you were great, dollface.)
