Go-Go-Gadget Everything!
Every pitcher in baseball that has come back from Tommy John surgery throws significantly harder than he did before the surgery. Kind of like in Rookie of the Year.
I’d consider getting elective Tommy John surgery on all my joints – starting with the knees and elbows, of course, and then hitting the other ones (fingers, toes, ankles, back, and so on) until I run out of ligaments. I’d be unstoppable! A human frog that can launch a baseball like a cannonball and jump over a backstop, dunk with my feet, and throw darts through the bulleye? Bring it on.
