In case you just arrived from another planet (can I get you a drink?), this legal young woman is Lindsay Lohan. She was really famous about twenty minutes ago.

See Lindsay look good.

It’s easier to enjoy it without wasting brain power on wondering whose foot that is in the background.

(from http://img63.photobucket.com)

And now, the “After”–

Like an orange on a frickin’ toothpick.

Breasts — removed. Weight lost.

So…{sniff}…bony…

(http://www.stereogum.com/archives/001479.html)

I knew those Nassau County girls would grow up to be trouble.